THE DONALD IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS ONE: STORMY DANIELS MAKES HER NOT-PORN ACTING DEBUT ON SNL (VIDEO)

Did you catch Saturday Night Live last night? If you didn’t, you probably missed one of the greatest trolling sketches of all time in this SNL sketch titled “Michael Cohen Wiretap.” If you missed it last night, don’t worry. You can check it out right here:

 

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SKETCH RELEASED OF MAN STORMY DANIELS SAID THREATENED HER IN A PARKING LOT

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In her 60 minutes interview last month, Stormy Daniels released some new info about her and the whole Donald Trump situation. During the time Daniels first threatened to go public with her affair with Donald Trump, a man allegedly walked up to her and told her to “leave Trump alone” and “forget the story.”

 

 

 

Buzzfeed News (@buzzfeed) reports, Stormy Daniels told hosts of “The View” this morning, that the man was “sort of well dressed’ and “nothing about him alarmed me.”

 

 

 

“I really thought he was someone’s husband that was not wanting to be in whatever his wife was doing.” Daniels said of the mystery man. Daniels statement was in reference to where she was about to go as she parked inside the parking lot. A fitness class. Daniels said that as she walked around her car she dropped a toy belonging to her then infant daughter.

 

 

 

“I stuck the toy in my mouth and he walked up behind me and I saw his reflection. I turned around and I thought he was going to say ‘Do you know where the such and such class is or whatever building?’, and he had his hands in his pocket and I remember him saying. ‘That’s a beautiful little girl, it would be a shame if something happened to her mom. Forget about this story, leave Mr. Trump alone.”

 

 

Stormy Daniels said the man’s face is “burned in my memory.”

 

 

 

Is it just me, or………..Maybe Tom Brady works part-time as one of Donald Trump’s hired goons.

MICHAEL COHEN FORCED TO REVEAL THIRD CLIENT TO A JUDGE. SURPRISE! (NOT REALLY) IT’S FOX NEWS PERSONALITY SEAN HANNITY

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And the plot thickens….. On Monday, a federal judge ordered the release of the name of Donald Trump’s longtime lawyer, Michael Cohen’s mystery third client. That client turned out to be Trump’s personal television mouthpiece, Fox News’s, Sean Hannity.

 

 

 

Business Insider (@businessinsider) reports, earlier Monday, Cohen’s attorneys argued that the third client’s name should remain anonymous. This goes back to Friday’s court hearing when Cohen’s attorney’s asked for client-lawyer privilege pertaining to items that were confiscated from Cohen’s offices and home by the FEDS. The personal information of  other clients of Cohen’s who had nothing at all to do with Donald Trump or the Trump investigation. The judge asked Cohen if he actually had any other clients besides Trump. Cohen claimed he did. The judge then asked Cohen to produce a client list, which Cohen’s attorney’s failed to produce on Friday. Not even one name other than Donald Trump. Today Cohen’s attorney’s came up with one name. The name Cohen dropped was Elliot Broidy. The Republican fundraiser Cohen helped facilitate a $1.6 million payment to a Playboy playmate. Cohen’s lawyers also told the judge that there was a third client. Cohen’s lawyers initially refused to name the third client.

 

 

“Of the three legal clients, Donald J. Trump and Elliot Broidy have allowed us to reveal the fact that they are legal clients. The other legal client indicated that they did not authorize their name to be publicly filed in connection with this matter and directed Mr. Cohen to appeal any order to disclose their name.” Cohen’s attorneys Todd Harrison and Stephen Ryan wrote in a letter to judge Kimba M. Wood. The judge didn’t buy the argument and insisted that Cohen name the third client. Harrison, after being told by the judge to give the name, revealed the Fox News personality’s name out loud.

 

 

 

It was not immediately made clear what, if any legal work Michael Cohen has done for Sean Hannity. But based off of Cohen’s given nickname “The Fixer”, by close friends of his, and the $130,000 payment he reportedly made to pornstar Stormy Daniels to keep her silent on behalf of Donald Trump, and the $1.6 million payment he facilitated for client #2, Elliot Broidy in order to keep a Playboy Playmate silent about the affair they were having, that Broidy admitted to, it’s not hard for me to guess what Cohen did for client #3. Stay tuned, this sh*t is better than any soap opera you will ever see on television!

STORMY DANIELS OFFERS TO RETURN $130,000 BRIBE FOR FREEDOM

Stormy Daniels is looking for freedom…….to share the story of her allegedly sexual tryst with the president with the public. Stormy and her lawyer likely have their eyes on publishing a book. A book that will surely make her more than a little $130,000, which is the amount Trump paid for her silence. A book about a sexual affair with the president of the United States is sure to garnish at least a 7-figure signing bonus from any large publishing company.

 

 

 

The New York Daily News (@NYDailynews) reports, Daniels has reportedly offered to give back the $130,000 payment for the opportunity to tell her story to the world.

 

 

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Trump attorney, Michael Cohen had no response if asked if he would be accepting Daniels’ offer to return the hush money. Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti has a few words on the situation though.

 

 

 

   The president and Mr. Cohen have purposely ignored our settlement offer, thus doubling down on their efforts to muzzle Ms. Clifford (Daniels real name) and prevent her from telling the American people what really happened. Time to buckle up.” Avenatti tweeted Tuesday afternoon. The legal back and forth game that Trump lawyers are playing is a dangerous one. Avenatti toyed around with the idea that Daniels may be holding onto text messages, photos, and/or videos of her and the president. If she decides to buck the system and just start slamming Trump on Twitter with photos and videos, this thing could get very ugly for Trump…….on an image level. Politically, it probably would have no effect at all. I seriously doubt that Republicans, Evangelicals, and hard-core Pro-Trumpers  will even bat an eye.